Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

People killing softly whenever you come up

by LeroyJenkems November 9, 2019

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

killins

The best people have this last name and they are a bit crazy never get on there bad side or you will regret it but in like a hour they will forget about it

She’s a Killins I should stay away from her

by Trinity.dog March 29, 2020

Killinchy

A weird place where locals are brainwashed into thinking they live in a beauty spot, when in reality, it's a shithole.

Jonny thinks Carrick is beautiful. It's actually a complete Killinchy

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

Killinghome

Spilt into ‘North’ and ‘South’ just to allow a road to go through the middle… ironic because the rest of Lincolnshire wants a divide from this shit hole and the people who reside there.

Teen mums is of course rife and noncey old men sit at their curtains all day looking at you.

No one really wants to live their but 98% of the houses are council houses so that says everything,

The people are simply smelly cunts

Don’t go to killinghome, you might just catch a case of trampy cunt disease

by LincolnshireRater November 22, 2021

Killingworth

Hard as fuck. Except if you play for them.

People from killingworth are hard as fuck.

by Alfie Hunter November 22, 2021