A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

Kentucky Fucked

When you’re grade is bad because you used slang words instead of scientific words.

“They got Kentucky fucked on their grade

by E_musk April 18, 2020

kentucky hotplate

A Kentucky Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another shits on top of it.

I broke my table trying to give my bitch a Kentucky Hotplate.

by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014

kentucky thumb

The sexual act of inserting one's thumb into an opening to minimize the outpouring of bodily fluids

She reached climax and I gave her the Kentucky Thumb so she didn't mess the sheets

by Chappers88 May 20, 2021

Kentucky fucky

When a family meet up and all fuck each other and the father gives the mother a Alabama hot pocket while everyone eats the moms pussy

Hey mom what time is the Kentucky fucky I really can’t wait to eat you during the alabama hot pocket dads giving you

by Jewbacca4244 October 8, 2018

Kentucky Vegan

a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up eating KFC chicken

Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.

by Superflycool333 October 13, 2011

Kentucky twink

A twink with slightly more masculine features such as trimmed facial hair.

He’s might not be a regular twink, but he’s is at least a Kentucky twink.

by sassynanna69 November 6, 2020