horse jizz

This is hands down the best drink known to man. I personally like to give it to the Ho’s at the bar after a long night of drinking.

1 part beer of choice
1 part of milk or cream

Pour milk or cream into the bottom half of a pilsner glass. Slowly add beer on top taking special care not to mix the two. For decoration add a few splashes of milk/cream on top of the beer for the “Peter North” effect. Then just sit back and enjoy the jizzy goodness.

Problem: Damn this Fuggo bitch wont get off my nutz.

Solution: So i bought her a drink. After she slams this horse jizz, bitch will be in the bathroom puking her ass off.

Problem solved.

by suede bubba schizzle the street baptist September 15, 2006

jizz hands

A display of jazz hands that occurs following a gay musical or dance number, during which another performer's semen is deposited onto the hands of the guilty party.

I wanted to shake Eric's hand after his performance, but decided not to when he ended with a bow and jizz hands.

by Lady marmalade April 5, 2008

jizz-freak

Any gender of person who craves jizz. One who is addicted to jizz and must bath in it many times daily, causing convulsions of carnal joy.

Look at that jizz-freak twitch like Katherin Hepburn

by Jizz Master July 29, 2005

jizz bag

(slang) A condom or anthing that sheaths the penis for the purpose of retaining semen.

Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been

by JamesPeach August 12, 2004

jizz face

A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.

They should've picked a different cover for that magazine because that dude was sporting his jizz face.

by word2k9 July 11, 2009

jizz hole

a woman's mouth who sucks alot of dick. also know as a cum hole, cum receoticle, sperm hole, oral cavity, the bottomless pit, and cake hole.

Jill talks to much. So Jack to her;"shut your jizz hole bitch".

by robertcurran December 2, 2007

jizz farmer

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks

look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer

by luron November 4, 2008