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jesus porras

Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him
by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011
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Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings, but who has renounced the religion built around Him as disparate and hypocritical.
A Christian bases their paradoxical belief system on a Bible that contradicts itself, while a Jesusist's belief system is based solely on the words and deeds of the New Testament Christ.
by Vantonia January 9, 2017
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Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
by GKH1220 May 4, 2020
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Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.
Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.
by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021
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lunchroom jesus

One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.
"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"
by malikimustard July 13, 2007
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cat jesus

Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab
Wow that slab is very cat jesus
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One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.
She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
by Exxxcel February 4, 2010
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