ironic gangster

A person who is very ironic to the point they become the ironic gangster of legend.
Are you the ironic gangster of legend?
by DAVEODD January 15, 2023
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Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 07, 2020
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Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.
He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict
by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021
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Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert
by Trexlizzard April 04, 2018
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Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.
I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...
by The Chocolate Meat November 27, 2020
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Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
by SluggishDevil June 03, 2020
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Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
by Wanderfalke September 24, 2010
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