Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow

by Dogburster October 29, 2020

Iron Man

A Loser man and mass murderer.

Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Loser man and mass murderer

by Joeys_chandler January 16, 2021

Wimbling Iron

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver

The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.

by phild January 14, 2013

Iron Circle

Its a iron circle that is used with leather straps to move a horse's tail up and out of the way so the deed can be done unhindered.

Ned used the iron circle to raise mister ed's tail up and out of the way before giving him the business!

by Thioben December 15, 2011

iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun

Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"

by jables11 March 14, 2011

Iron Butterfly

A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.

The opposite of a paper tiger.

Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.

by Lauren lpsum August 3, 2023