a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for
by aborted_robot April 23, 2010
Get the future phonemug. - "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."
by infected xD July 27, 2010
Get the Phone Moochermug. When somebody brags about their success and wealth on social media.
The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.
The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.
Travis: Ayo you see Chad braggin about how much he pulls in on Twitter?
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.
by mrpravo June 18, 2018
Get the money on the phonemug. A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"
by Brick $quuud November 5, 2010
Get the creep phonemug. by Aeroscout February 11, 2023
Get the Phone gapmug. The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.
Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
by Jypcie February 6, 2009
Get the phone-botmug. A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009
Get the Phone vulturemug.