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Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity
"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"
by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014
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Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.
Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.
by DanHomer December 13, 2007
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Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.
Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.
by blibbertibs March 29, 2009
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house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 7, 2011
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Big as a house

by Cheekclapper 3000 August 16, 2019
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House Targaryen

Silver haired, purple eyed crazy incest babies. Not all of Targs are cray cray, but somehow they always find a way to do some questionable shit. Despite all of this, people love them. I blame the dragons, and a prophecy one of them tried to fulfill that resorted in the downfall of this incesteous dynasty prior to Game of Thrones.
To keep the bloodlines pure, Harry, of House Targaryen, is going to marry his sister, Sally.
Hopefully, when they have babies, the gods will flip the coin on greatness.
by Tum tum September 3, 2014
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Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
"Ah last we played dark house. "
by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
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