Hipsters are modern day hippies, nothing more, nothing less. They fantasize about outlandish ideas such as "a world with no money", not realizing that the human society has been able to progress out of the dark ages because of the economic and social hierarchies they so desperately despise. Ironically, Hipsters, just like every other religious and political party, believe that their way is best. And anyone not on board with that is just too dense to understand it. Yet they take pride in their "subculture" (and I use that term loosely), fearing that anything they do becomes too main stream. They are an anomaly wrapped in an oxymoron, wrapped in the tightest plaid shirts anyone has ever seen. Seriously, do they own their own sewing machines because I can never find any clothing that clings to my body that tightly.
Hipster #1: I can't bend my knees. Do you think I have arthritis from all these high CO2 emitting vehicles that keep trying to run me over when i'm riding my 10-speed in the road like i'm driving a car?
Hipster #2: No, it's just because you jeans are so tight I can see the outlines of your leg hairs.
Hipster#1: Oh, awesome then.
Hipster #2: No, it's just because you jeans are so tight I can see the outlines of your leg hairs.
Hipster#1: Oh, awesome then.
by triago July 18, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. A hipster is the new word for what most people think of as "nerds". People who wear skinny jeans, have oiled facial hair and /or man-buns, wear old outdated clothes from thrift stores, and claim to shun anything "mainstream". They are the kind of people who would routinely get picked on or beat up before society became politically correct and sensitive. They were as kids always picked last in games or team sports. They are poorly groomed, social misanthropes who contribute little to nothing to society as a whole.
"Hey man, look at that hipster waiting for the bus. Let's steal his lunch money"
"Barry has become such a hipster that no one invites him to lunch anymore"
"Barry has become such a hipster that no one invites him to lunch anymore"
by Doctor AK Faustus December 5, 2017
Get the Hipstermug. High, I just posted the most amazing hipster video of all time on YouTube. It's called "Hipster The Get Down" and I would love for you to post it under the word Hipster. It also has a ton of other great scenes with the tag words below. Please check it out
by Brian Thoryk January 19, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. friend 1:hey man you wanna go to Mc Donalds?
friend 2: Nah man Micky Ds is is mainstream, and Ima hipster so i dont do that.
friend 2: Nah man Micky Ds is is mainstream, and Ima hipster so i dont do that.
by Ima Hipster October 2, 2011
Get the Hipstermug. by thundercat032 January 14, 2009
Get the hipstermug. 
A hipster looking couple. Either with the appearance of, and/or committing to hipster like activities.
by Portland Observer October 20, 2013
Get the hipster sheen & hipster sherylmug.