Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.

I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.

by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026

Grates of Wrath

The act of shoving shit through the grates of an air vent in a house of someone that has disrespected you or to assert dominance over others.

The host of the party cheated at cards, so I treated them to the Grates of Wrath.

by Bronco Billy March 15, 2025

Grotesque Gaylord

A gay guy who loves the gayest shit eg. Getting rammed up the ass and getting rods shoved in his dickhole

Ew Marc, you're a Grotesque Gaylord!

by BigFuckingStomach April 20, 2025

Grate

Referring to a fellow close bro or member (northend only)

Waddup grate fuck you doin kik?

by Ghunnymadeitbro May 24, 2025

Grudeelingss

Holding grudges and feelings for someone at same time

I have a grudeelingss for him

by Appartion June 5, 2025

Glutenese

A phrase used to describe the diet of someone Gluten Free - eg a Coeliac

“Oh sorry I can’t eat that, I’m Glutenese”

“Can we please make sure there are Glutenese options next time?”

“We can’t invite Keeleigh over for dinner, she’s Glutenese”

by Keeloid June 14, 2025

Grotesquette

Grotesquette is a fashion style based on hideousness and rejecting concepts of beauty

“That outfit is very Grotesquette”

by Reginald Mcevilface June 18, 2025