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Geoff

To make things worse than it already is
Another term for fuck
James, don’t geoff this up.
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Geoffed

Get geoffed. Man got geoffed. Geoffed officially by geoff the geoffer.
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Graffentrification

A state of pre-gentrification when predominantly white graffiti writers and other starving artists, or punk rock musician types move to impoverished areas predominantly inhabited by families of minorities and begin changing the urban environment by creating legal art and illegal vandalism. This makes it intriguing to other types of more affluent artists like graphic designers, photographers and other people who may fall under the tech industry umbrella. These people tend to be from a higher economic bracket thus willing to pay higher rents. The influx of this second group is what leads to classic gentrification and higher rents and property values in the area.
Graffentrification is a theory about gentrification that opposes the broken window theory.
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Geoff

Geoff, diminutive hypocorism (or “pet name”) for Geoffrey which is an English masculine given name, or Geoffroy its French equivalent. It is the Anglo-Norman form of the Germanic compound *gudą 'god' and *friþuz 'peace'. It is a cognate of Dutch “Godfried” (God Fried) and German “Gottfried”. (Got T Fried)

Often confused with the anglified “Jeff”, Geoff represents the olde school version (with the e via the o). As you might say the word “yes” around Jeff, it would be correct to say “yeos” with Geoff. And while you definitely wouldn’t want to “eff” with Jeff, it’s cool to “eoff” with “Geoff”. Because the meaning of Geoff is “God’s Peace” it’s fair to say Geoff should be divinely chill, though who’s to say this “god” couldn’t be interpreted as a god of war and destruction that you caught on a good day? What is peace?? That’s a good question for Urban Dictionary!

It is important to note that Geoff is a 5-letter word where Jeff is a 4-letter word, and thus never subject to usage in a 4-letter word situation. As Nick Cage pointed out, “Jeff” could never be used in place of “Dick”, but more like “Jesk” which is like a weak ejaculation.
“Why yeos, ye may eoff with olde Geoff”
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GRAFFITIED

HOW POD FEELS WHEN HE GETS FINGERED
"WHEN I POD GET FINGERED I FEEL LIKE GRAFFITI, PLEASE TAKE PICTURES" "PLEASE I WANNA BE GRAFFITIED
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Geoffed yourself

When you bust a nut inside your pants, you have Geoffed yourself. It can be used in different terms too, i.e, Geoff is a verb.
Person 1: *Looking at Bunny outfits with a lot of pleasure*
Person 2: Ew dude! Have you just Geoffed yourself?!
by DaveParodyAcco March 4, 2021
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Geoffed

When you go out and Geoff with a G gets everyone so drunk they end up puking and hating their life
I went to a wedding reception last night and we all got Geoffed. I now have to sleep on the couch because I can’t act right
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