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AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.
Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.
by RangedDeer July 23, 2025
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Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.
"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."
by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025
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Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.
I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.
by George Corn October 19, 2025
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Mundy Gooner

A kid who goons in a public bathroom in school
“There goes the mundy gooner!”
Are you the mundy gooner?”
by Xxert October 21, 2025
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Poopy Gooner

A gooner of a high caliber of which they can't control themselves and feel the urge to do it everywhere at every time, other than out in public. Poopy Gooners are especially known to goon while they are taking a shit. Poopy Gooners have the capability to goon while shitting consecutively.
"Hey, you're taking too damn long in the bathroom! Don't tell me you are gooning again you damn poopy gooner!"
by 6 or 7 mustard seeds November 13, 2025
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Post-Goonerism

When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.

Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.
Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now
by auxre November 15, 2025
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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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