golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.

"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."

by Charlie in the Trees November 18, 2013

Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.

You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.

by FKN A July 29, 2014

Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.

I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.

by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

by Crybug June 9, 2015

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Gold Fury

When a girl menstrual rages so hard that she pees a little bit.

Guy 1- "Whoa, did you see how Miss Rogerson just flipped out?"

Guy 2- "Yeah dude, gold fury for sure."

by IwishIwasspiderman June 7, 2016