Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.

Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.

by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010

getting jiggy with it

To get with it.

To Enjoying a present state of being.
To Acknowledge a state of mind or happening.

Daniel: " Hey are you gettin a hang of it, are yo ok? "
Andrea: " Yo man, I'm getting jiggy with it yo.. "

by Zimbabhoofla April 24, 2007

getting poofed

When someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette butt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.

Person #1: I have no idea why those cigarette butts came from in my ash tray...

Person #2: Haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!

by violaman December 25, 2009

gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days

gathering of the juggalos

by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010

getting your back door kicked in

the art of taking it up the arse.commonly referring to anal sex . hetro or homo .

dave mcguire loves getting his back door kicked in by Paul!

whats dave doing? - getting his back door kicked in !

let me kick your back door in you piece of shit!

you love getting your back door kicked in!

by nikstej February 12, 2009

getting after it

taking it to the max, abusing substances to the point of annihilation, 6/24/10

Wow, we were definitly getting after it last night. I woke up in a field wearing only a burger king crown.

by Big B 143 June 28, 2010

Getting under

A person who has a moment of badassness.

-Hey Harold, that guy just totally took a greasy shit all over Jim's shaggin wagon.
Yeah, he fuckin' got under.

-Dude dont be such a little pussy.
The fuck you talkin bout bro? I've been getting under all day.

-Check out my knuckles Chuck. I think they might be broken. I got into a fight with a niglet last night and took him to the cleaners.
Oh you fuckin' got under? Yeah look at that.

by sharpsliver July 27, 2011