Fuzzy noodle

meaning that a person is highly confused and slow, not knowing what they are doing and or what is going on. It can also mean that a person is beng dick sometimes.

Stop being a fuzzy noodle.

by takty August 11, 2010

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Concrete fuzzies

A description of the balance between concrete evidence and warm and fuzzy comments when writing a recommendation for someone (esp on LinkedIn).

Person 1: "I'm going to write a recommendation on LinkedIn for my coworker"
Person 2: "Make sue you include the concrete fuzzies"

by NibyNool October 7, 2020

Fuzzy Motorboat

A delicious alcoholic drink containing:
3 oz. Peach schnapps
3/4 oz. Coconut rum
4.5 oz. Sprite
4.5 oz. Orange juice
1/2 oz. Grenadine

Man, I could really use a fuzzy motorboat right now! It's so refreshing!

by mlee February 18, 2014

Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.

Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013

fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig

that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023

the fuzzy grin

When a girl with braces gives you head and gets pubes stuck in her brackets

My girlfriend just got braces the other day. She decided to give me head and later on, while talking to her mom, she smiled to reveal a smile full of pubes, the fuzzy grin

by big_papa February 8, 2015