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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Fu-Ka

Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka
Don’t buy those hotdogs Man, they’re Fu-Ka, worst ones I have ever tasted.
by Shwiftymofo April 19, 2020
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Fu Balls

That guy at the bar had me do turned on sexually, I went home with fu balls.
by Sunni23 February 15, 2018
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Smuma Fu

Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.
1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"
by SSJ4 AKA Rene Santiago November 4, 2007
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Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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Skunk Fu!

An Irish animated television series featuring the fables of anthropomorphic animals protecting their valley using martial arts. The show chronicles the adventures of young Skunk, training with his Kung Fu master, Panda, with the support of Rabbit, Fox, Turtle, and others, who directly, or inadvertently, also help Skunk grow
Skunk Fu! is the worst show ever.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
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