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chung fu-ist

someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.
woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?
by illegal_hustler October 19, 2010
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Nig-Fu

The art of a Nigga who practices martial arts in an attempt to rise to the challenge of life.
"Master Pastor Kusanigger, how do I master the art of Nig-Fu?"

"Get me more fent, and I will tell you..."
by spicmadder August 22, 2024
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FU#0001

FU Is Hacking The Planet Until It Crashes. He's also been running skids since 2013. #BLMDONTMATTER
by FU#0001 January 21, 2021
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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014
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Fu-Uber

When one wants and or needs a ride but the option is to go with your and others feet : hense f ; equals feet and Uber a way in which to get where you need to be with only the feet.
She didn’t have any dollars , car or license and had to fu-Uber her way home via her and a companions feet. AKA : WALKING
by Msjayne13 April 23, 2019
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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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Southern Fu

The martial art is taught by working-class identity, connection to nature and outdoor activities, strong community loyalty, and humility.

Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.

The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Jimmy over there has learned that Southern Fu. It's wild.

I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
by Hidn07 September 21, 2025
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