Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
by Henry Finch December 30, 2022
by ArmanFroster February 21, 2022
A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime January 09, 2018
by hitiktok123 February 01, 2021
A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs
Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.
by Living meme fangirl queen April 28, 2019
To eat pussy while the female is in the menstruation cycle and she is in the vaginal blood discharge stage.
Dude that dumb bitch got me drunk and she didn't even bother telling me she was on the rag.. i woke up on the floor with a cherry frosted donut
by Dickhead92 March 10, 2015
One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
by Ultimate Authority May 30, 2021