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Fountain of Youth

A pedophile's meat.
by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011
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new found glory

The gayest fucking punk band, POS, emo queer motherfuckers ever...
Faggot Goth : Did you buy the new NFG CD?

Cool kid : FUCK NO U PUNK ASS BITCH
by Ph03niX @ #KSKG April 16, 2005
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shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.
by Cummy worm October 29, 2010
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Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.
Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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foundation

it is the lowest level of 'smartness' at standard grade level and is used to abbreviate someone being in a foundation class (stupid class) with the use of the single word 'foundation' or shortened to 'foundy'. It can also be used to describe someone's actions to be like those of a person in a foundation class.
stupid person

1: 10 minutes after a joke is told) ohhh, I get it now
2: ha! you're so foundy/foundation!

actions like those of a stupid person

1: (falls over a chair or something)
2: omg that is so foundy/foundation!
by meeee-x May 20, 2008
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fountain of youth

euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
by Algernon June 26, 2007
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new found glory

Music that exhibits a particularly ghey quality.
by HappyMcSquirrelPants January 30, 2003
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