flap hat

A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.

(A flap hat walks by.)

-Dude, check out that flap hat!

-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!

flap hat by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

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Fapsher

Someone who faps constantly and has the last name of absher.

I saw Fapsher sitting in his desk and boy was he letting loose.

Fapsher by Timmy Royal January 2, 2013

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fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014

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Flap Clap

A woman who has large pussy flaps (lips) so large and loose that when she walks it makes a clapping noise.

No doubt, she has Flap Clap, I heard that chic from around the corner, clap, flap, clap, flap, clap, clap, flap, clap

Flap Clap by CrunchyCritter July 18, 2011

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ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.

Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.

ham flap by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006

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Flap tash

When the female looks down as the male licks her out and appears to have a pubic hair moustache.

"I hadn't shaved in a while and when I looked down he had a right flap tash"

eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.

Flap tash by Captian nobwash December 11, 2002

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Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

Flap Sponge by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

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