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french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay
wow i fucking hate french ferret
by abbabamoment July 25, 2023
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Fent Ferret

An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.

signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms

▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart

▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.

▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite

▪️Loss of anything good in their lives

▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.

If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”

John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”

Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
by TheOGsara February 12, 2024
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Watson Ferreri

Someone who poops a lot and is a butt pirate, they also like to leave crusty potatoes lying around their room
Man1.Hey man, that guy over there reminds me of Watson Ferreri.
Man2. Does he like big wet Birds?
by nathan hegroes April 26, 2024
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Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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erika ferrero

erika ferrero i have a crush on you 😶🫶
erika ferrero let’s watch tsitp
by erikalover May 18, 2024
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erika ferrero

erika ferrero is very beautiful. everyone’s crush. really fun to talk to. has beautiful eyes. kinda cool ig. 😶🫶
erika ferrero we should watch tsitp
by erikalover May 18, 2024
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