Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.

"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.

Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.

Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.

by bitchuck September 12, 2024

facial nudist

a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.

I don't like wearing glasses, I'm a facial nudist.

by Straceny Marek December 23, 2024

farilstophin

this word only means anything if said by a Zak, otherwise it holds no weight. when a person named Zak says "farilstophin" to someone, it means "kill yourself" unless that persons name is Erika, Erik, EriKai, or Ericuh, in which case it actually means to keep yourself safe.

"farilstophin" zak says in to michael, a short bitch ass motherfucker (shadow reference)
"you bitch" says michael back.
"farilstophin" zak says to Ericuh
"thank you!" says ericuh back

by the one true Zak January 30, 2025

Fartalicious

a filler word for anything. Has a postive connotation; used to describe something awesome and/or cool. Derives from the words "fart" and "delicious."

*Sees something someone do a cool dance move* "That's so Fartalicious!"

by John Ammerman February 6, 2025

Facial Shocker

When eating out a woman from behind and using your nose to stimulate their booty hole

Last night my girlfriend was climbing into bed and I hit her with the facial shocker.

by SupTodd March 18, 2026