Elijah Whitten

Someone’s who is a dumba$$, and a nigger who uses you.

Elijah Whitten used him for money

by Zackzzzzz June 9, 2018

Elijah Rhonemous

He’s pretty quiet but whenever he has something to say it’s funny but like stupid funny

Elijah Rhonemous has a lot of random questionably true facts today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is the sexiest person in the entire world and he has a huge dick, he also has the best shoe game on the planet he will fry yo ass on ball and 2k but he fucks up with girls sometimes

Guy : Elijah your so sexy bro
Girl : Elijah your so sexy bro
Elijah : that’s what I’m saying cuh

by Rizz demon eli August 24, 2022

Elijah

These people usually have blonde hair and Hazel-brown eyes. Their hair is really fluffy and they like to let people touch it. Some times they tend to act like a child and scream, but never the less they are really nice. If they were to date anyone their name would most likely be Ophelia and their probably an Asexual. They also are probably platonicly adopted by someone names Skyler who probably has like 5 other kids and if dating a dumbass.

Elijah: *Screams*
Person: * Screams*

by Child_Collector April 21, 2022

ELIJAH

MY baby daddy I would let this nigga blow my back tf out like I love this man with all my hearttt even tho he don’t know I rlly do love him he prolly don’t feel the same but idgaf😛❤️

Person: “Omg is that Elijah”
Me:“Yea bitch why do u care”

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Elijah

Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3

Just Elijah. You know him or you don't.

by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022

Elijah

The worst name created. I't is a warcrime to be named Elijah.

Person 1: I know a guy named Elijah!
Person 2: Poor you.

by D1ngus The Duck Lover April 29, 2022