Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

Eating down south

To have oral sex with a female

I was eating down south last night

by GOD TAKES L’s June 7, 2018

Eating that candy corn

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole

Mike is in jail eating that candy corn

by Deehero October 11, 2018

eating cd's

When a singer sings a song live and it sounds like a studio version

omg she sounds so good, shs must be eating cd's

by donutuseurealname May 8, 2019

Eating with McGraw

When you go outside to eat in the bitter cold without any coat.

Wanna go out side and eating? We'll be eating with McGraw

by peacefulcheast31 December 18, 2019

Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.

Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.

by Wessiah December 27, 2019