Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.

I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.

by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019

Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

Piece of Dutch

the description of someone who is very annoying and/or funny; A Person who continually forgets that they owe you a favor.

"Michael is a Piece of Dutch, he forgot that he owed me $20!"
"Oh man, Jamie is such a Piece of Dutch, he just cracks me up!"
"Stop being such a Piece of Dutch!"

by ThatDood! April 10, 2009

Dutch It Up

When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.

Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.

"This is beat."
"I'll be the judge of that."
"Alright, dutch it up, man."

by kell_drogo March 3, 2018

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022

Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.

"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."

by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016