Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!
Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.
by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009
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Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.
Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 21, 2015
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Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.
He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming
by Nearchow October 13, 2010
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Douche Baggot

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!
by bighillbilly March 02, 2009
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Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.
by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009
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Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.
"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."
by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018
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douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.
"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."
by PJSINSANE November 17, 2013
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