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Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!
Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.
by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009
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Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.
Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015
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Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.
He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming
by Nearchow October 15, 2010
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Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.
You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!
by bighillbilly March 2, 2009
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Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.
by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009
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Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.
"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."
by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017
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Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?
by Seanonamous October 23, 2017
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