Leopard Dating

Dating multiple men at the same time.

Simona: Rachel, I booked two dates on the same day!
Rachel: Simona, you know you're leopard dating... right?

by jaglever June 16, 2010

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This phrase is a form of trash talk commonly used while shouting at really bad kids, who quite frankly, dont know what they are doing.

Usually associated with Halo 3, where you completely rape the other team. Tsquared asks Walshy it all the time.

"WALSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE JUST GOT 25 UNCONTESTED SECONDS IN THE MIDDLE!!!"

"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

by Butterrzz December 3, 2009

doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.

Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?

by midlands slang explained May 6, 2006

Doing The Laundry

One girl pushes her anal prolapse into another girl's anal prolapse.

It looks like two pink socks that need washing. Are you dirty girls doing the laundry?

by WooRaaahLiviLaaah April 2, 2012

doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 3, 2016

dating

The process of wasting time with another one is infatuated or sexually attracted to, usually of the opposite sex. Most of the time, this takes the form of typical 'small talk', boring activities such as going out to dinner or to the movies, et cetera. This is usually to distract each other from the reality that they have nothing on their own, though usually women are more oblivious to this due to cultural norms. In real relationships, this can just be a form of killing time, because it's not really needed for any meaningful interaction. Typically, this lack of deeper bond is the reason why relationships split up, but the distractions keep it going for awhile so it's a big painful shitstorm when one or both parties realizes that fairyland is a fake place and that you have to WORK for a REAL relationship.

Most 'dating' is highly predictable and a complete waste of time.

by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008