Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 08, 2016
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Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.
Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.
by Princessawesome22 December 11, 2015
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rad dong

A broad euphemism for sexual intercourse.

First usage of "Rad Dong" as a verb is generally traced back to the novel Hardcase McDougal and the Huge Fucking Mystery by author Keith Blackwater, though it may be argued that dongs have been rad prior to the writing of that book.
Byron: "Want to come over and talk about feelings?"
James: "Maybe later. I was fixin' to go rad dong that homeless girl in the alley across the street."
Byron: "Cool beans. Rad dong the shit out of her, brah."
by dontsmokecrackwinkwink January 29, 2015
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Dong Whiskers

"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"
by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017
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dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.
I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!
by FartVadR February 27, 2017
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Dong Dungeon

DJ Thrust his dong in Keke's Dong dungeon
by DJ Davies July 27, 2014
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Dong bomb

by Donger's bomb February 09, 2018
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