When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013


There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 3, 2020

Cletus: im bout to destroy her cock dock tonight!
Cooter: watch out Dad I think my sister might have rabies.
Cooter: watch out Dad I think my sister might have rabies.
by Slippy_Boi October 21, 2017

A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
by The one and only cat January 29, 2018

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks
John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.
by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

by 420D-Portkid December 21, 2022
