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slice and dice

To pretend to slice someone's face up using the elbow. A move based on Thai boxing created by Lara Fraser C-.
Don't take my faxes off the machine or I will slice and dice.
by Lara Cooper March 18, 2007
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fuzzy dice

When your girl is on her laptop, like they always are, looking at the gossip pages or whatever, you walk up infront of where she has her laptop, pull out your nutz and hang them over the top of her screen and say FUZZY DICE. They resemble fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror of a car only her laptop screen is the rear view and your nutz are the fuzzy dice.
My Girlfriend was on her laptop last night looking at people.com and I walked over like nothing and pulled out my nutz and hung them over the top of her screen and yelled "FUZZY DICE!!!"
by Craig Kenneth January 1, 2007
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dice

A combination of "dope" and "nice," thus being exceptionally good.
Kid from "My Brother and Me": That Kendall Gill is pretty dice.
by Scalabrini December 25, 2003
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Roll the Dice

Ejaculating in a female every time during sexual intercourse, completely ignoring the fact of fertility.
Sean never pulls out. He will always roll the dice!
by hatreds December 3, 2010
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dice

a russian man holding a dice is daddy:)
the cheez-itz are out
by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021
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Darcey

darcey, the most amazing boyfriend/bestfriend anyone could ever wish for. he's very lovable and extremely easy to fall for. he's so thoughtfull and helpfull and knows how to treat a girl perfectly. you can joke around with him and he's so down to earth. if you ever find a darcey, keep him, trust me, it's worth it!
girl 1: ah my boyfriend is so amazing.

girl 2: he must be a darcey!
by diamondjkjkjk December 6, 2013
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Directioners

The worst fandom in the world, besides Beliebers.

They say that they want their boys to be happy, but they send hate to their girlfriends all the time. A good example is when one of them dated Taylor Swift, they called her Taywhore and generally pissed off the Swiftie fandom.

When Mitch Lucker committed suicide, they sent hate to his family claiming he was an emo fag who died from cutting. They even directed hate towards his 5 year old daughter!

Another annoying thing is their stupid chant "You're just jealous!" if anyone DARES to tell them that they don't like One Direction.

Also, they bully people in the fandom who supposedly "don't know enough" about One Direction. I personally witnessed on Twitter a group of Directioners ganging up on a girl who was new in the fandom and had dyslexia.

And they wonder why everybody hates them!
Other fandoms: join us and we'll have so much fun!!!! We're all one big, happy family!!

Directioners: Join us whore, or we'll shoot you.
by Directionhater July 16, 2013
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