digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

analogically digital person

A person who is basically simple. Who understands time and life in an analog manner, but who is now trapped in a digital age.

A analogically digital person is one who now an out of place person, old fashioned about time, media disabled, simple clock faces, frustrated with speed.

by shelceleste September 22, 2010

Digital Imaging Specialist

1. An expert of digital imaging, employed in the printing press business.
2. The hardest working man you'll ever know.

The digital imaging specialist knows more than you. Buy the damn printer.

by Reverand Billy Bob Thompson February 9, 2010

Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

Max Connect Digital

A marketing agency that doesn't follow the rules. For better or for worse, usually for the better. Antonym: Mediocrity

Person 1: Do you know of any 'good' marketing agencies?
Person 2: Nope. But I do know of the 'best' marketing agency, that'd be Max Connect Digital.

by digiboi210 April 19, 2023

digital black face

The act of using GIFs and pictures of Black people reacting to things on Social media

guy:"Oh my god dude that was a funny me may look at what I replied"
Guy2: "Holy crap dude you used a GIF of Kevin Hart...That's Digital Black Face"

by H3H3Missionary September 12, 2017

7 digit cake

money in 7 digits

a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

by Griff July 1, 2004