Black and Decker

The process of using an electric sander to sand the callouses off of your feet.

Man, my callouses were gettin' so thick I had to give em' a Black and Decker pedi.

by The Real Amy April 16, 2008

Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis

I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.

by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

deckhand

1. One who can live a hard life, be away from family, friends, miss birthdays,holidays, funerals, weddings,

2. Deck hand because badass mother fucker isn't a job title

That badass norther fucker sure can build tow like a boss! Deckhands are awesome

by Badmotherfuck January 5, 2016

Steam Deck

A sexual act which is the combination of the venerable "Cleveland Steamer" with an "Upper Decker". To preform this maneuver, one must first defecate into their willing partner's open mouth. Then after depressing the left ear of the one whom's mouth had just been shat into, they must swallow the still steaming payload. (Attempting to emulate a flushing sound while doing so is optional)

Steam Deck is a powerful handheld gaming PC that delivers the Steam games and features you love.

by HL4confirmed August 7, 2021

Hit the deck

To go to bed, to sleep.

I'm tired, I guess its time to hit the deck.

by keroja December 4, 2010

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

deck

Also synonymous with to floor. Characterized by a spontaneous punch at Mach 10 much like those of Chuck Lidell most likely to the temple/jaw/head region. What results is the person on the receiving end ends up on the floor or "deck." Hence the name.

I decked the loud freshman because he was annoying.

by two one ohh April 19, 2009