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Decker

A persona that usually stems from a lack
of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or
cajones. The person is also usually a
brown noser, as they try to please
whomever they meet. In an effort to be
accepted by the entire world and will socially accomodate
anyone they meet in an attempt to be
popular and liked by everyone. More often
than not,
You Point out something sutch as good news and you get a responce known as a "decker" "no you did not" with a cocky high pitch laugh added.

-Center of attention
-Need to elimate anyone seeming cooler
by Tugjugger October 1, 2014
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Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.
"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"
by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009
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Deckination

The need to walk between a person and the wall, or any other stationary object, such as a kitchen table or banister.
*Also works as a way to cut in front of someone in line for dinner.
"Sorry Bro, I have deckination.
by Rozebudz January 17, 2010
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Upper Decker

The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.
I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER!!!
by DaddyFatSizzles April 14, 2011
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Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!
Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!
by Hammitch July 31, 2016
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Dickies

Smoking a hookah through a bong.(Double filters for an extra smooth hit)
Last night me and the boys did a few dickies and got blazed as hell.
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Duckiefroggiestinker

what somes out of your rear....
"I have sat on a duck/frog and it smells"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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