Deck

A project presentation document used to entice investors into giving serious consideration to parting with some of their money. Used by theater producers, inter alia.

I saw the deck for Hello Dolly and thought it didn't stand a chance, so I put my money on Equipoise in the third. Really STUPID.

by Inside Pitcher November 24, 2020

Deck

To knock someone the f*ck out

David if you touch me again I'm going to deck you bro.

by Cameran442113 June 14, 2021

Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 27, 2020

Deck

Another word for dick

Wow this is an XXL deck. I would love to sit on it..
Does this deck get wet?

How big is your deck?

by CelineD June 30, 2022

Deck

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

by stfujazzy April 16, 2022

Deck

Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.

I saw a deck out here not too long ago.

by jkisdi June 22, 2016

Deck

Slang term for "Dick" or "Penis" in the Philippines.

Person 1 (Beautiful girl):*Posts Video*
Person 2 (Male):"Ay na like ng Deck ko"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024