dalfaggot

One whoms name is referred to as PUBES

Ah that girl Allison is such a Dalfaggot

by Kinhtr May 19, 2014

dawlfern

A dolphin but with the CORRECT spelling.

The dawlfern was pissing me off so I shot it.

by Jimmfromit August 14, 2014

daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

Dilf

Like a milf but instead a dilf -dad I'd like to fuck :)

" omg David Beckham is such a dilf " said Jane

" I totally agree he's hot af "

Said Sarah

by Duhbitch October 21, 2015

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

DILFA

DILFA noun/verb/adj.

A word very commonly used by Ithorians from Star Wars Knights of the old Republik.

Dilfa noneck dilfa dilfa doodenthooth dilfa.

by SpoonLoeffel December 28, 2016