Crankin

The Selling Of Ill-legal drugs.....usually meth...or some other hard shit...

"hey pete....i juss got fronted a key of dat good....u wanna hit da block crankin this shit for me and bring me back my ends...i'll cut u off a slice"

by D. Monde June 4, 2007

crank dat grandpa

ejaculating on a girls face and sculpting it so it looks like an old mans face

"yeeeee i crank dat grandpa!"

by secret1234567767878787878 November 2, 2007

crank that soldier boy

jacking off a male will licking his nipple

I was at a club and we went back to my house so I had to, crank that soldier boy.

by AshleyWeiner November 25, 2007

cranked

to hit someone so hard as to cause serious injury

-dude, I fucking cranked him!

by Erik Rasmussen January 10, 2004

crankshaft

The answer that one gives when asked a question that one either does not know or simply does not want to give an answer to. This response hails from the 'Churchill' car insurance advert in which their mascot dog (Named Churchill) is being asked questions. He gives the answer "CRANKSHAFT" before the lady asking the question has finished speaking.

Example 1:
A: "Do any of you know where my keys are?"
B: "CRANKSHAFT"

Example 2:
A: "What should I do in the event of a fire?"
B: "CRANKSHAFT"

by Doodlebugz February 5, 2008

Crankin

Also known as Cranking, this term is used to define the act of crying and wanking at the same time

Keith: Jon has seemed happy lately, do you know why?
Jax: Yeah, he's been crankin in the schools bathrooms every period

by CrankinJax June 7, 2018

crank bug

The tiny flashes of light that you see in your peripheral vision shooting across the room like shooting stars when you’ve been up on meth for 5 to 10 days.

Damn! Look at Bill tying to duck the crank bugs!

by Random Zen April 23, 2003