Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017

moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

daddy crocs

the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs

I can’t believe daddy crocs

dropped another girls panties in crocs

by Soggycracker01 April 20, 2018

Terry Crews'd

When a someone comes right up to you and grabs you by the genitals

Did you see that?! That girl just walked right up to me and Terry Crews'd me.

by nokdavis0 April 20, 2018

big chows

Very very large butt cheeks normally pleasing to a man

Dang that girl has some big chows

by Tuff jons November 30, 2017

Brittney Crews

The most amazing, beautiful,gorgeous from head to toe, loving, caring, intelligent, person I know. She is the most loyal woman a husband can ask for. She will stand by her loved ones side, but above all others, she will stand by her man's side truth and integrity! If you are lucky enough to cross this amazing woman's path, be sure to treat her with the upmost respect because she has a husband who loves her more than anything in the world and has the power to protect

Brittney Crews is the reason my heart beats

by Connor Rose December 3, 2017