Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 6, 2013

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

crotch glow

The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.

I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

crotch clipper

Bodysuit. Adult onesie

Becky asked Marcus, “do you like my crotch clipper I’m wearing?”

by Christanka October 16, 2019

Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Crotch Launcher

A whore; A woman who launches her pussy like a rocket launcher launches rockets!

Better buy an STD test, I heard that girl’s a real crotch launcher!

by The Naked Unicorn May 5, 2021