A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
Get the Craigmug. Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz
by Craig Matz August 5, 2021
Get the Craig Matzmug. Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
Get the Craigmug. The cutest most obnoxious guy, with just about the most stereotypical HAHAHA laugh. That is just the most cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Craigs the kind of guy who likes to think he’s all tough and such a G, when in reality he’s not. He is however very funny, or just funny looking.
some random person: Did you just see them pull a Craig at the bar
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing
by chippylane May 10, 2023
Get the Craigmug. A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.
by StraightGay46 October 29, 2019
Get the Craigmug. by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023
Get the craigmug. a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug.