cookie emoji

The cookie emoji is when someone wants to eat u out. Pretty much used by horny and perverted little boys.

Wow I really wanna eat that cookie emoji tonight

by Whattahotttttttie June 8, 2016

cookie monster

Somebody that always has a story that is beter than yours also known as a one-upper, they want the prize...and the prize is cookies

guy 1: yeah that same thing happened to me once only my car flipped 5 times not 2.
guy 2: o...did you want a cookie? you cookie monster

by BS4 October 19, 2007

cum cookies

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

cookie game

Choose a piece of food, e.g. a Chips Deluxe, that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to fervently jerk off all over it. Last one to get their jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

I'll bet they play the cookie game in the Oval Office and that Rumsfield is on a losing streak.

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

Snookie-Cookie

A Snookie-Cookie is a derogative term referring to Jersey-based female private areas that are STD breeding grounds and should not be touched by males and/or females with basic morals and dignity. Females with a Snookie-Cookie should always be avoided becuase they are dirty and usually act premiscuous with many other humanbeings at one time and in one place.

The Situation: "Yo, Guido, watch out for that Guidette. I heard she's got a Snookie-Cookie."

Ronnie: "Yeah, lets bounce and hit the gym."

by TPBruso February 4, 2010

Cream The Cookie

Typically a frat game, where a group of young men are seated around a table and a cookie is placed in the center of the formentioned table. They then proceed to masturbate and land their penis-pudding on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie, is forced to consume it.

Man, that cookie was delicious! I'm glad we put all that cream on it!

Do we have anymore of those cookies from last night? I love playing cream the cookie.

Now I know what it is like to swallow a load =

by MC Clitty McClitster June 25, 2006

thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004