Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.

bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.

by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011

coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.

"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."

by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

coconut

The Coconut Tree is called "The Tree of Life" because of the endless list of products and by- products derived from its various parts. Food, shelter, fuel - name it, the coconut has it. The coconut industry is considered a major dollar earner that provides livelihood to one-third of the country's population.

coconut - buko,niyog

by jangjaehyuk10 November 27, 2012

Colon devils

Diarrhea.

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.

by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013