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Closet Coldplayer

a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.

This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.

They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
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Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet
You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.
by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
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closed semi

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!
by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019
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Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.
Alexis was a closeted loli lover.
by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021
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Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
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kpop closet

when someone’s into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet
“yeah they really liked Seesaw, they even listened to it more than once but they’re still in the kpop closet so they’re not going to admit it
by meaghaehn August 11, 2019
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shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
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