a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
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Get the Closeted loli lover mug.An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
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by meaghaehn August 11, 2019
Get the kpop closet mug.A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
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