Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.

Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?

by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024

Claire

Claire is sweet and polite person, who never ceases to bring joy and happiness into everyone's lives. she never passes up on the opportunity to be kind, and is indeed... ONE OF THE HOMIES. she will vibe with you or tilt with you when clicking heads in val. sure, you may never hear her say a word but she'll still make your day so much brighter. if you ever meet a Claire, dont be afraid, they're very vibey. also in the words of another definition they've "nice asses". Claire is a very poggies cosplayer who can pretty much rock any cosplay, and thighs? unparalleled no cappa. Claire will call you daddy for the memes and will pretty much have your back for when you need it. in terms of susness? they are very sussy bakas that are down astronomical. Claires are diamonds in the rough so dont lose them yah fucking donkeys.

1: damn that girl is super chill
2: thats claire for you

by The Kwongdong January 2, 2022

Claire Ashworth

Defined as a Dirty sket, riddled with stds, has probably shagged your grandad. Very sorry better hide him no one is safe.

What’s that coming over the hill is a hex bug ?

No you silly twat its a Claire Ashworth and her flappy ham wallet

by Bighairyfuckinballsacks April 7, 2020

claire and logan

super swag and cool people who are in love, they hold hands and hug and kiss. they have sex sometimes. they buy each other pillow pets.

claire and logan are so cool fuckkkk

by edibletoenails December 13, 2021

claire savage

She goes to STA. She is secretly ratatoing but shhh, it’s a secret. She is also pressed cause she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She’s really tall and hates her blue eyes which is lame!! Love her the most

Local: is that claire savage
Me: yeah, she sososossososos annoying lol

by KittyGorl55 November 6, 2018

Claire

Pretty but doesnt know it, her boy bestie has a crush on here ;) . The best style <3 . Claire may be a white girl name but shes not. DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING OR ANYONE. Baddest b but secretly. Fav line is "hoes mad" . Got like 3 hoes now. Tiktok obssesed

Oh damn she fine , she a CLAIRE

by yamomschesthair February 8, 2021

Claire Richards

The most talented member of STEPS and the most attractive.

Them- do you remember Claire Richards??

Me- YES! The talent in steps.

by Mir_car October 28, 2023