Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

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😱: Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Christopher S

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.

Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(

by Soggy balls November 13, 2023

Christopher

He be scamming all y’all.

Don’t let him Christopher you!

by CK (not Christopher) November 22, 2021

Christopher Robb

This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.

Christopher Robb is on another dimension to us mortals

by Pen of god November 22, 2021

Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit

Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large

by Killstorm January 21, 2023

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you

Person1: Bro remember Christopher?!
Person2: Oh yeah! He was a pretty cool dude..

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.

Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”

by gattttttto September 5, 2025