chode

A short, fat penis of sizable girth.

When his lover removed Chad's pants, she was startled to discover an erect chode!

by Kathy Griffin August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis that won't hit bottom but it sure will fuck up the edges!

His chode made my vagina sore for weeks.

by KatRebKelHol September 19, 2003

chode

It is NOT the area between the balls and anus. That my friends is the "guch"
A "chode" is a penis wider than it is long. Also a kick-ass insult.

"Although he can't satisfy women with his chode he does recieve amazing blowjobs"

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003

Chode

a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.

floppy dick Chode

by will purtill November 11, 2013

Chode

We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

by Grirl February 24, 2004

Chode Mcmuffin

A person who has such a bad chode that they need to heat it on a hotplate before placing in a sandtrap(vagina).
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)

That kid is such a chode mcmuffin!

by aj November 13, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006