Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Nanna Candies

Those strawberry hard candies with the soft center. They come individually wrapped to look like real strawberries. Every grandma's got 'em.

Dude, hand me over one of those nanna candies

by MelBleezy September 30, 2010

candy crane

when someone licks a peice of hard candy out of vagina

"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"

by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009

Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Candy Cougar

Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.

Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.

by Brudas November 1, 2010

Meme Candy

Something that is apparently likely to become an internet meme or spur the creation of such memes. Something memorable, quotable, or for other reasons expected to go viral.

Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.

Friendship is Magic and Adventure Time are popular online because they are full of meme candy.

by Alrecenk February 9, 2013

pull a candy

to give with the expectation of receiving in return; to be shiesty

"Sure, I'll give you money for lunch. I won't even pull a candy, this one's on me."

by pseudonymous coward November 20, 2013