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Over and out! (as in using walkie-talkies)

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by le9fagarmyyy December 27, 2012

ghetto coffee

Crack, meth, or cocaine

I need to cram for a test, I better get some ghetto coffee.

by Jon Rose May 9, 2006

coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 17, 2005

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

caffeine downer

That feeling you get when you've had too much coffee in the morning and it's starting to wear off. Its stimulative effects don't always wear off evenly, leaving you feeling jittery AND exhausted. Food and water help; fortunately the most common time for a caffeine downer is right before lunch.

"Anyone want a second cup of coffee?"

"I'm tempted, but I'll get a caffeine downer in an hour for sure."

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 30, 2007

Coffee Bitch

Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.

Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.

by cmcleod July 7, 2011

coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi September 15, 2016