Crotch Flower

Slang for a Vagina.

Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!

by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010

crotch clipper

Bodysuit. Adult onesie

Becky asked Marcus, “do you like my crotch clipper I’m wearing?”

by Christanka October 16, 2019

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

Crotch Top

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020

crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013

fire-crotch

1. a pubic area with red hair

2. a person with red hair who is presumed to have red pubic hair

"Mikey sent me nudes on Snapchat, and he totally has a fire-crotch!"

"I guess I am glad people don't call me ginger anymore, but fire-crotch is not much better."

by randacted November 17, 2018

Crotch of death

The only words that could ever be used to describe the musk that resonates when a girl wears yoga pants to the gym and sweats. It's been known to have killed at least two children and no doubt scarred many others for life.

The crotch of death was strong today!

by Jmilburn August 27, 2013