barker beauty

A girl who, due to her uncanny resemblance to a canine, invokes barks from passerby's.

"Bark! Bark Bark!"
"that barker beauty was so knarly you could throw her a bone"

by ballsquares November 5, 2009

fart-bark

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.

Shut up, fart-bark!

by Lulu (age 5) c/o Coz (daddy) August 22, 2003

geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

by geekbarker August 6, 2009

bark piece

Standard unit of currency within the wordgrackle/word community.

May The Gobs shower you with many a bark piece.

by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003

Barkie

Ugly caddie ass bitch

God damn brittany's a barkie

by Bob Marley August 25, 2003

park and bark

Parking a car (park) and talking for a variable length of a time (bark), often with the presence of food.

Kevin: Hey Lauren, do you want to go to Wendy's and have a park and bark?
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes

by k.hahn January 23, 2007

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008