Brian Scott

American NASCAR driver with no talent. Wrecks cars on Saturday for Joe Gibbs Racing. Should consider a career change.

Caution!!! Turn 3. Brian Scott is into the wall.....Again.

by No Talent Brian September 15, 2012

[slick brian]

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party

Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian

by asmithik January 09, 2009

The Brian Barry

Where you deficate in a rather large persian women's navel, the mash the rolls together makin a poopy mess, then you fuck the navel.

I gave that dirty fat hooker the brian barry and now she smells like poopy.

by Brian Bonwa October 09, 2007

Brian The Legend

Brian mutherfucking bernstein

omg its Brian the legend

by bradley van pelt April 14, 2008

Brian Mendoza

Awesome,Bigger penis than nick,awesomer than superman and batman combined.He is the best in bed and is always satysfieing.

"Dude i wish My Name Was Brian mendoza"says sergio

by originaname April 13, 2010

Dirty Brian

A man who likes to give rim jobs to his work buddies to make his girlfriend jealous. He uses the butt secretions as mustache wax.

I gave him a dirty brian so i could style my stache'

by Dirttrack May 18, 2019

brian is a fucker

Brian is a shit friend and nobody likes him.
His a dick and e everyone hates him.

Wow brian is a fucker

by Brian is a Fucker October 01, 2017